I'm bored and deserve to die. THIS IS IT. ARMAGEDDON. NO FUTURE.

It's not right for young lungs to be coughing up blood...

2008-12-02T21:20:02Z

Hey again, not much too new.

Been doing alot of construction work lately and getting paid big $$$ for it, woot! I got a job doing some tile work for a new yoga place opening up, so that should keep me out of trouble.

I'm (kinda) happy in the place I'm at right now in life, but I just feel, well, bored. Terminal Bordom. And that is not a good thing for me. I just feel like Buffalo is a black hole and I can't get out of it, or I'm too scared to. Who knows. I like where I am and what I'm doing, but I know I can do more, better things.

London has been calling me for over a year... I want to go back, just on the wing and live there, but so many people are telling me no. It's about time I say yes to what I wanna do.

Hmmm....

Sorry

2007-04-24T16:52:57Z

Sorry about not updating in a long time, I've been way too busy with work and school, but here's a short recap of some shit:

Went to the Subhumans up in Toronto with Laura and Genevieve on Sunday. Fucking amazing, enough said. The Queenshead pub is kick ass, come up with me there for Conflict and we'll get drunk.

I got a new kitty, I stole him from someone's yard on bird ave. His name is Oscar de la Hoya. RESPECT.

Got some new piercings, blah, blah, blah. That's pretty much it.

Call me if you wanna hang 998-1965

Yes.

2007-02-05T14:44:31Z

Citizen Fish and Witchhunt on March 17, YES!!!!

xultraviolencex @ 2006-10-19T09:16:00

2006-10-19T13:18:28Z

LOVE.

Wednesday.

xultraviolencex @ 2006-10-11T12:51:00

2006-10-11T16:51:26Z

Hey, looking for some anarcho or d-beat finnish or swedish hardcore, etc. vinyls from some of these bands, but not limited to these. Willing to trade or buy.

-Crass
-Conflict
-Lost Cherrees
-Honey Bane
-Subhumans
-Gism
-Discharge
-Disclose
-D.I.R.T.
-Kaaos
-Kohu-63
-Riistetyt
-Inepsy
-Caustic Christ
-Multi-Death Corporations/Millions of Dead Cops/Millions of Dead Children
-The System
-A.P.P.L.E.

Anything around these lines would be sweet.

Thanks much
-Corey

xultraviolencex @ 2006-09-26T22:26:00

2006-09-27T02:26:56Z

today I hung out with Beata, went a bunch of places, ran into pat flag, went to the laudrette.

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! DIES

2006-05-01T12:54:59Z

Joe's Lover

2006-04-03T16:48:58Z

BAAAAAAAAAHbara.

What YOU have...

2006-03-14T15:56:36Z

80's MADNESS!!!

2005-12-01T14:36:04Z

You're "Dancing With Myself" by Billy
Idol.

|| Which 80s Song Are You? ||
brought to you by Quizilla

You are Billy Idol. A true lover of punk rock and
just good music in general. However, the cops
are always on the lookout for you, and your
best friend may have killed someone. Try not to
get involved and just have fun.

Which '80s Pop Star Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

you belong in the EIGHTIES! awesome.

which super cool decade do YOU belong in?
brought to you by Quizilla

You are He-Man from Masters of the Universe! You
take life very seriously, and you should,
considering you are the keeper of all that is
good and right in the universe! However, your
nonstop suspicion of Skeletor and his henchman
can start your friends wondering why you don't
loosen up once in awhile.

Which Forgotten 80s Cartoon Character Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

Breakfast Club- huh, so you actually went to
detention. This says that you are fun yet
unrealistic

Which cheesy 80s movie are you?
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You rule. in 15 years, you won't be as known as you
are now, but most of the people that will know
you then will like you (or else I'll beat them
with a stick). You're nice to listen to.

What band from the 80s are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

You are Minor Threat!! You should be proud of your
ability to abstain from drugs, alcohol, and
other things abusive to society. You are the
domineering 'straight edge' band of the
hardcore scene, and pioneered the way for many
more! You are great at preaching the values of
clean and sober living.

Which defining 80s punk band are you?!?!
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You are Hair Bands!

What 80s Fad are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

You are Hair Bands! You're big, loud, and,
obviously, HAIRY. You also thought
leopard-print spandex and leather was a good
combination. You need serious help.

What 80s Bad Idea Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

Thank you Frank for the stolen quizzes.

More work, more money for my sell-out ass.

Unseen show on Saturday in Rochester, be jealous.

LiveJournal is for fucking wankers.

2005-11-13T23:24:30Z

Yeah, you won't see me writing much in this piece of shit anymore, so just fuck off and die.

Joe is a Nazi

2005-10-19T12:52:23Z

I went to the drag show at Marcella's on Sunday, EFFIN' AMAZING. Tonight is college night, I get in for $2, I'm so there...

It's really alot of fun, and I enjoyed it immensely, but now Melissa needs to get the hell out of work so we can see it together dammit!!!

God dammit, I have Mad Sin stuck in my head, thanks Melissa! <^>

Meaningless update, good day sirs and ma'ams.

THE GREATEST DANZIG LIST EVER COMPILED!!!

2005-10-06T13:06:32Z

101. Danzig can smash a Ford Focus over your face.
100. Danzig can punch you out and take your child’s candy in a restroom.
99. An orchid means nothing once Danzig destroys your girl sexually.
98. Danzig thinks your sister is a killer fuck.
97. Danzig will run you throw a salt covered window.
96. Danzig can jump a couch and a criminal in a single leap.
95. A triangle of women swallowed Danzigs biz.
94. Danzig can mangle a fire blanket with one hand.
93. There is no evading Danzig when he folds your boy up.
92. Danzig can beat up everyone at a festival of wild monkeys.
91. Danzig can lift a fire-truck.
90. Danzig has your mom wash his backside.
89. Your sister has been a victim of Danzigs forearms.
87. Danzig wants to punch your mom cause she’s a wookie.
86. George Lucas isn’t Danzig.
85. Danzig is buff winter, summer, spring and fall.
84. There isn’t a book Danzig can’t throw at you.
83. There isn’t a fridge Danzig can’t put food in.
82. There isn’t a door Danzig can’t shut.
81. There isn’t a door Danzig can’t open.
80. Danzig doesn’t like doors.
79. Danzig shaves ewoks.
78. Jet Li isn’t the one, Danzig is.
77. Danzig can breath in outer-space.
76. Danzig doesn’t like Astro-Turf.
75. Danzig is a glutton for breaking glass.
74. Danzig doesn’t like hot-dogs.
73. Conan needs to use a sword, Danzig flexes his muscles.
72. Danzig collects comic books, yet he’s buffer than you.
71. There isn’t a movie that Danzig can’t watch.
70. There isn’t a woman Danzig can’t satisfy.
69. There isn’t a midget Danzig can’t throw 50 feet.
68. There isn’t a car Danzig can’t bench press.
67. Danzig can see at night.
66. Danzig is faster than lightning.
65. Danzig has more money than every homeless person put together.
64. Danzig will knock that stupid hat you wear backwards off of your stupid “hard-core” head.
63. Danzig will sleep with your mom on your bed.
62. After he’s finished he’ll nut on your pillow.
61. When your dad walks in, Danzig will just flex his muscles and punch a hole in your wall.
60. Danzig will tell your father that he should have come earlier when he was making your sister scream like a deaf girl.
59. Danzig eats chocolate as though it’s candy.
58. There isn’t a piece of glass Danzig can’t break.
57. Danzig doesn’t eat at the dinner table.
56. Danzig’s enchanting musk cannot be clouded by any perfume.
55. Darth Vader isn’t Danzig.
54. Danzig throws grapefruit at the elderly.
53. No matter how much Danzig drinks, he’ll never get drunk.
52. You’ll pay the price for not being as buff as Danzig.
51. At weddings, Danzig throws barbells instead of rice.
50. John Stamos isn’t Danzig.
49. Richard Stamos isn’t Danzig.
48. William….. Shattner…. Was…. punched by Danzig for …..talking …..so… stupid.
47. Danzig doesn’t have to use ketchup with fried potatoes.
46. Danzig doesn’t think you are cool.
45. Danzig has a tattoo of a wolf.
44. Danzig doesn’t give money to the homeless.
43. There isn’t a bar that Danzig can’t bend.
42. Danzig only has women cook his food.
41. Danzig is buff with shirts on.
40. Danzig is buff with out a shirt.
39. Danzig has a skull for a logo.
38. Danzig can punch people at random and no one can do a thing about it.
37. Danzig is proof that a higher power wants us all to be buff.
36. You can’t sing like Danzig.
35. Danzig can sing like Danzig.
34. No matter how much you tell your daughter to stay away from Danzig, she’ll always come back for more of his lovin’.
33. Danzig films every woman he sleeps with, that means your mom is already on tape.
32. Have you slept with your sister? Danzig sure has, … several times.
31. Danzig can sell pop-cycles to an Eskimo.
30. Danzig has been all over the USA.
29. Danzig has already beaten up your uncle.
28. Danzig didn’t sue napster.
27. Danzig has long hair.
26. Danzig can run through water and not get wet.
25. Danzig can use a remote to turn on a TV.
24. Danzig wants to punch you for using a cell phone.
23. Paper is always thinner when Danzig writes on it.
22. Danzig doesn’t slip on wet floors.
21. Glass breaks when Danzig does push-ups.
20. Mothers weap when Danzig punches the air.
19. Birds fall from the sky when Danzig puts on boots.
18. Danzig ties every one of his shoe laces.
17. Danzig wears mesh shirts.
16. Danzig punches men who wear purses.
15. Danzig only listens to round CDs.
14. Danzig bathes in Bar-B-Q sauce.
13. Every picture is better when Danzig is in it.
12. Your mom isn’t Danzig.
11. Your dad isn’t Danzig.
10. Danzig has made every womans face look like a toaster struddle.
9. Danzig made your mom a woman.
8. Danzig made your sister a woman.
7. Danzig made your father scream like a woman.
6. Danzig will make you scream like a deaf woman.
5. Danzig should be able to impregnate every woman.
4. Danzig can eat spicy foods.
3. A female cannot be called a woman until Danzig has made her one.
2. Danzig NEVER pulls out or uses condoms.
1. You are not Danzig.

I <3 D-Beat, no, I <3 Tiger-Beat

2005-10-01T13:31:27Z

Welllllllllllllllll:

Harcore championship last night, guss who holds the title? Yes, COREY CHAOS.

Anyways, it was an easy win, I just let Smeagol and Stevie Pablo wear each other down, but Smeagol was getting pissed about my slow counts, which I was doing intentionally because I didn't want him to have the hardcore title anymore. But then he pushed me, so I poked out his eyes and hit him over the head with a VHS tape. Then I slammed his head into a fence, gave him a school boy cradle, and pinned him. He never saw it coming.

Anyways, if you'd like to see my hardcore title, I will be bringing it with me to the SHOW TONIGHT, WHICH YOU SHOULD GO TO!!!! I'm defending my title 24/7, so if you want it, come get it.

That's all for today, good night ladies and gentlemen.

I almost forgot...

2005-09-27T16:58:16Z

Oh yes son, be there.

Born/Livejournal/GrowUp/Die

2005-09-20T15:55:00Z

Bitch/Moan/Cry/Whine/NotHaveALife

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